Uncle William

G     F       Bb      Dm

Uncle William had the lot

G        F             Bb A

A house, a car, he's a winner

    G   F         Bb       Dm

The mrs left with all he's got

G       F       Bb  E 

William gets no dinner

 

 

G    Eb    A   Ab

Poor uncle Billy

G    Eb    A   Ab

He's oh so silly

G     Eb         A    Ab

Won't learn, now will he?

 

E Eb D A Ab

 

Uncle William's unemployed

Reads the yellow pages

"Garden gnome for spreading joy

Gets food and board and wages"

 

Poor uncle Billy

He's being silly

Won't learn, now will he?

 

William leads a band of gnomes

Waves his little baton

couldn’t leave well alone

Got nothing but his hat on

 

A Amaj7 A7 F#

C# C B Ab Bb

 

G Eb A Ab

G Eb A Ab

G Eb A Ab

 

Poor uncle Billy

He's oh so silly

Won't learn, now will he?

 

The constable caught him in the end

Told him to come quietly

But William's found so many friends

Formed his own society

 

   C     Ab      D       Bb     E

Of Uncle Billy's naughty garden gnomes!